Hello there folks,
I'm Roger, also known as RG, Ro-Gee, Gee-Ro, Alatáriël Lúinwë and
occasionallu: Sheila. Well., trutht be told I';v e loads of internet
identities, but that s kiund of the point i sn't it?
Gender, identity,
clothing, belieffs, these are all theore toi be swapped around, and you
ssoon find that noting you imagined reall and fixed is even real at all, in
fakt where all just as reale as we wante to be.
I wantred to tell you how \I
CAME TO be so involved with the unicorn.> i thoiurt you'd be insired to
jopin in the fun and sahre the love we all know and love.
It
all stayted when i joined a YOGALATES class in Tynemoth, and became
interested in how the bidy moved with such ease and genteel grandeur.
My YoGalates guru; Kristine Cliffe exlained how you coiuld take any YoGa
posturakl anfd make it into YogaLates.
I was extrnanched by this possibility
and wanted more andf more. I joined a YO-CHI class next and found the joys
of passing the chee to be invigoratng.
Yio-chi was ebeen more liberal than
Yogalates with absolutely no rules at all. In fact you didnt need a teacher
at any stag\e so I stopped AttenDing class and SDtared to teacgh myself.
Newss of my ExpertisSe spread Fast amf i was invited tyo join the Inner
Circle by Kara-chi Master Stu, he of the hip waggle and "Chase Me!" fame! I
was so humored (>?) Honored? that is joined at once.
Wow, it was so fab,
with beegess, Village People, BRos and Jimmi Summerveilee playing all night.
The cycle shorts chaffed my gentals but it was otherwise greatr. Lots of
BARECHESTED wrestling.
Stu seemed to focus mainly on wrestling and the
whole calss rolled around the mat togeteer at the collegee; one mass of
arms, legs and ahiry xchests.
There was NEVER any woimen but the Karachi was
superb.
After I gort my 15th belt, I decided ythat 6 months wa slong
enough commitmenbt and i looked for somwthing more deep. I heard about
Master Simon in Worcester but he just didn't know anything and had a crush on
Master Mu and was devasttaed by Mu's departure. I felt sad for the miserable
old weasel, with hios sunken chest and pot belly. Master Simon had no depth
at all. He was really two-faced, bak-stabbing and nasty. He was Mr
Superficial., I carroed on my queste. Then... I found the
floater.
OH MY GOD i thought this is it and it was.
One sip of Altans tea
and i wass anybodyies monkey.
We hasd somew ild times those first few
sessions, with everyon enaked and Rasta gettinf frisky and that
incident with the cow, oh i just cant capture the delight of Finding the
Unicoern.
Niow i'm well into the unicorn, and if you don't like what we do please dont
take offence//
Some peoples objkect to the nudity andf the herbals tea. Some peoples want
to take it away and clean us up. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE,this would be
DEVASTATING TO ME .......p.s yes i have a life,but this is an important part
of it.
all day during my spa im worrying about the deteriotration of the class this
is NOT ACCEPTABLE,i dont have many mental problems,so the voices i hear i
guess are mine.
i dont expect everyone to value the school as much as me,but i do expect
students that talk the talk to get with the herbal and naturalist elemetsnts
of the class.
"oh i don't go nude"NOT ACCEPTABLE.
"my bits are saggy"OK BUT NOT GREAT.GET YOUR KIT OFF GRANDMA
if we cant get OUR OWN students to doff their togs, drink the ELixIr of
MuShroom Vision then no newcomers will be inpsireed, so wewho care are
DOOMED.
people can sit on there mobiles or laptops for hours on end but cant fit in
a visionquest once a week.....very dissapointing. obviously people may
have other commitments,be ill or whatever but still...........come on, if
you cxan't be yourself ikn front of other people what hope doesw the wo;lrd
have???
if Altan has to take all that tea himself i very much doupt there would be
time in his life for Flowering Unicorn lessons,his own trippng will take
priority.NO MORE PROPER TEA FOR US...NOT ACCEPTABLE,but looking likely if
attitiudess dont change.
i have complete faith in Altan's approach and dont want to loose it without
even scratching the surface.
if these classes go i have no uniciorn,im not going to another class to be
brainwashed with dancing chinese history fanatics who have no idea what they
are doing or talking about.FACT.
sorry if it sounds selfish,but its meant to,i am selfish,i care about my tea
and I like taking my clothes off!!
if anyone could give more time to finding where Marjoie is or put out some
more that would be great and realy appreciated.
HEY WHY NOT ASK A FRIEND TO PUT OUT FOR YOU?
The UNicorn shouldnt be like drop in centers,people dont trip at home,fair
enough,but come on atleast get to class once a week.
today we explored the words NOT ACCEPTABLE/ME AND US,i hope you enjoyed
them.
dont be intimidated or put off by my remarks,i just have a way with words as
im uneducated and only know the school of tongue in cheek..and certainly
dont sit at your pc and think"hes talking about me"im talking to EVERYONE.
i speak for myself,but im thinking of others.
have a nice day
Ro-Gee
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