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Hi, Altan here!!! When divine phoenix and
urban ninja got on the wwww i just new that somthing was going to happen.
Wow was I right. Urban ninja aka paul has become a master. No shit. he only
started taichee a few monyhs ago and now he has announced his total mastery.
This is well on. I am impressed beyond impressed. Phoenix say he;ll be next,
so watch this space. Master Paul, show us the way... RED DAWN (Altan): Mster paul. Welcome to our online fotum. MEANINGFUL SHADOW (Angela): forum, you hippie dick. RED DAWN (Altan): forum. URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): you are blessed. RED DAWN (Altan): everyone wants to now how you became a master. Can you share this divine experiencse with us mortals? Brother Marc: Kissing his ass is blasphemous, donkey weed. RED DAWN (Altan): Oh? DIVINE PHOENIX (Scottie): the dude just knew! RED DAWN (Altan): how?
URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): the net
is our gateway to the miraculous. Brother Marc: Remove thy tongue from his arse, pot boy. RED DAWN (Altan): But he's a master. URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): Yes, Iam that and more. RED DAWN (Altan): You sound like gandalf!!! URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): Who? RED DAWN (Altan): What do you mean who? Gandalf the grey?
URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): Is he a
towist wizard like me? URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): and where may be reside? RED DAWN (Altan): Middle earth.
URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): ??? URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): Derbyshire? RED DAWN (Altan): Er, no. Not really. URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): I tire of your chit chat, mortal. RED DAWN (Altan): Sorry, master paul. So tell us of your discovery? URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): I raed the sites. Every one of them and watched the free Realplay download mpegs. RED DAWN (Altan): You did what?
URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): I saw
it all and i knew.
URBAN NINJA (Master Paul): taichee
is just a patchwork of patchworked squares all sewn together to make a
quilt. I can do the moves now. |
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