Swimming sparrow is in marrakesh nad has lest me in charge!!!

I've always wanted to promote small people and this is my chance!

"Nessa Anwarünya"

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 mThis page is about getting the small folk to get together andf procreate with one another, so that we can replensih the hobbit population of this fair planet we call Midddle Earth. With hobbit numnbers dwindling, we need all the hobbits we can produce and the berst way to do this is to encourge them to make-out whenver the opportunity ariuses. I have wrote to my MP axxing to let hobbits hump in the streeets if they want to or at work or even in church or in't library. We are that desperate. Cant you see?? Wear will the worlfd be without hobbitss?

I know your all wanting tio help, and you xcan,. you reeallyt can. Remember tahn 5 feet 2 inches is the minimum height a personn can be if wea re to call them a person. Anyone 5 feet 2 inches or shorter is a hobbiot and must be treated as such. Look out for hobbits, befriend them, give them ale to drink naf pipeweddd and mushroom tea. IOffer them the use of your car or huse for a lovenest. Find a prtener for them. In fact anyone smalle will do. Juyst pair them up and encourage the m to get humping. Do your MOrris Dancing, drum on your boran and play your harmonia.

Nothing is more inportant than repoulating hobbiton. After the awful tragedy that befelll tham so long ago, the hobbits wee lost and scattered tyo the four cornders iof the land. They';ve mixed bloof with humanh s and are nearly all lost. Seek them out, be they;re frioends. Look - these are hobbit men:

sThety were attending classe3s at the uni and scrounfing for ale round the corner.  Find them another shortie and get them prioctaring. If you're a bobbit yourself, ythen put oyt some why don't ypu or we will never see your lkind again!!!

Female hobbits can be easily identifried by their hobbit tights:

THobbit tights have the feet cut oiut. Female hobbits have skanky feet with huge bulging veins, knobbly lumps, bad toe nails and foor hair. Filthy litt;e bobbits. Sorry, that was mean. I'm sure male hobbits find those feet to be  aturn-on! So, let's help them out!!!