Hi, I'm Geoff and I'd like to talk about bras, in particular men who like or feel the need to wear a bra. I've called this page Bra Talk With Geoff.

A picture of me modelling a bra:

Nowadays many men have grown MOOBS and it is quite natural that we should want to wear a bra. The brassiere was designed to protect and support the breast, and when you have moobs, it is natural that you should want to offer them the comfort of  a well-fitted bra.

My moobs are quite large and whilst they bothered me at first they are now the favourite part of my body, particularly since the enlarged nipples have lead to increased sensitivity, which is pleasing to me. I don't think that I could breast feed with my moobs but I have considered buying a milking kit from time to time just to find out for myself.

Sometimes people call me a tranny but that is downright silly because women wear male clothing all the time. I've seen women in jeans, in trousers, in socks and in T-shirts and in chunky workboots, and these are all male clothing. So what's the big deal? Women are transvestites and they are dead serious about dressing like a man. My neighbour is so masculine that I forget who the man is. Her husband has larger breasts than me so I bet they have an interesting private life, eh?

Why do moobs grow?

Many scientists say that it is diet and that fish have started to change sex without reason and hermaphrodite animals are now quite commonplace in farms. I eat a lot of fish and have tasted the pleasures of the farmyard, so this could well be true. Lots of foods have additives and preservatives originally designed for use in space and when travelling to other dimensions, so I imagine that this sort of chemical was never meant to be mass consumed by men around the planet.

What can you do about moobs?

Celebrate! That's what I did, because I realised that there was nothing whatsoever I could do about them. With oestrogen levels like mine I could be looking at needing vaginoplasty within a year or two, so what's a pair of moobs. Plus, there are so many men who look like women and women who look like men these days that nobody really notices. I get catcalled by builders all the time and have even got my moobs out once or twice abroad when bathing topless. It was quite risque!!!

Flowering Unicorn BRAFEST, celebrating men's right to wear a  bra if they want to.